If dogs truly are “man’s best friend”, then why do so many have shoe fetishes?
My friend, Janice, lost her beloved Shamrock recently. With her permission I share one of her fond memories which earns our little Shamrock an honorary membership into the “Must Love Shoes” sisterhood.
Each day while at work, one of Janice’s shoes would disappear from her closet, taking up residence in the back of Shamrock’s crate. Not one to discriminate, Shamrock seemed equally enticed by the vast selection of pumps in Janice’s closet, alternating color and style, but always having enough fashion sense to return the following day for its correct mate.
At the end of each week, Janice would empty the crate, carry them back upstairs only to find that by the following weekend, once again, her “shoes were made for walkin.”
Although there were no actual witnesses to this daily heist, a strategically placed video camera confirmed that “sticky fingers” Shamrock was indeed the perpetrator of the crime.
Ladies and gentleman of the court, I submit this photo into evidence and declare Shamrock guilty….. of missing his “mom” while she worked.
RIP Shamrock. Your family misses you.
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