I survived your pink slime scandal. I don’t eat that stuff and quite frankly I suspected something like that was going on in McNuggetville.
I got over the fact that your last big marketing strategy was to make my beloved soda a mere dollar, regardless of the size. I forgive you for knowing that soda addicts like me will really have a hard time kicking their habit when there is a deal to be had. The only thing I like more than soda is a good bargain.
But now you have crossed the line.
What are you thinking by installing double lane drive throughs? Now you’re getting just plain annoying.
Don’t you know we Americans are RUDE when it comes to merging into a single lane of traffic?
The other day while waiting patiently after placing my order for my bargain priced soda, I watch two, count ’em TWO cars in the other lane jump in front of me to get to the check out window first.
Yeah… you think you’re being all “fast food just got faster” cute with your new strategy but you won’t be “lovin’ it” when tomorrow’s headline reads:
ROAD RAGE in the Frederick McDonald’s drive through.
I just hope you can live with that. And while you’re at it……
I’ll take a medium Pepsi please.