I’ve always wanted to be a coffee drinker. Truthfully, I hate it! I tried it once in college to assist me with the ever-so-popular all-nighter, but to no avail. Too bitter for my tastes.
My friends tell me that if you add enough– (fill in the blank)–, it will disguise the bitter taste and make it more agreeable to the taste buds. That’s crazy talk! If it’s so unpleasant that you need to mask the taste, why drink it?
Starbucks made coffee very cool and I’ve always wanted to be cool. But walking into a Starbucks makes me feel VERY uncool because I couldn’t tell you the difference between a latte, mocha latte, cappuccino, or frappuccino. And so I order their Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate and pretend to be cool.
People don’t say “let’s meet for a hot chocolate!” Noooooo… they say “meet me for coffee.” (hence… COOL)
Did you know that Sunday September 29th is National Coffee Day? A drink has to be pretty cool to have a national day of celebration.
But then again….. my research shows that December 12th is National Hot Chocolate Day!
Soooooooo…. maybe I’m pretty cool after all.
Wanna meet me for hot chocolate? Hold the whipped cream.
I’ll drink it straight up, because I’m cool like that.